I graduated. Coincidentally, I am fired.

Graduating Oakland University means that I can no longer work at the Oakland Post, meaning I’ll be retiring as Mouthing Off Editor after eight months of nonsense. I’m going to miss that 50 bucks a week.

Here’s my last hurrah as MO editor. See it in its newspaper habitat here (on page 26), or the online version here.

After my article about steroid use in the future, the higher-ups at the paper advised me to stop writing columns where I have a time machine, but pbbbbbbbth. What are they gonna do, fire me?

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